A man's only as old as the woman he feels – Groucho Marx

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always –- Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always –- Rita Rudner

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.—Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.—Billy Crystal