Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. – Gore Vidal

Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. – Gore Vidal

A man's only as old as the woman he feels – Groucho Marx

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always –- Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always –- Rita Rudner